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Today, my neighbor from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire engine outside my house and a lot of smoke. I drove home in a panic, smashing a rear light on a post and getting flashed by a speed camera. It wasn't my house. The firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. FML

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Why would you rush home when the firefighters are already there and there is nothing you can do? As far as running the red light goes, you deserved the ticket for being stupid.

#1 - On 08/08/2011 at 1:02pm by mike3775

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Wow. That sucks, op was probably rushing home because there are valuables or maybe people in the house and wanted to see if they were ok.

#12 - On 08/08/2011 at 1:07pm by Nanall

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