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Today, I arrived at the beach for a week's vacation. I walk on the beach only to find they are "rebuilding" it. They have heavy machinery all over the place, they work 24/7, and this only happens every 15 years. Glad I picked this week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22482) - you deserved it (2972)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by me - United States

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The hard hat that you'll have to wear while tanning will really serve well for picking up members of the opposite sex.

#2 - On 08/07/2011 at 10:21am by iAmScrubs

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way to check it out before you go.

#1 - On 08/07/2011 at 10:20am by jazzyspazz

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