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Today, I arrived at the beach for a week's vacation. I walk on the beach only to find they are "rebuilding" it. They have heavy machinery all over the place, they work 24/7, and this only happens every 15 years. Glad I picked this week. FML
The hard hat that you'll have to wear while tanning will really serve well for picking up members of the opposite sex.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 30 November 2015