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Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34327) - you deserved it (2074)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:27am - misc - by iloveryanhiga (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Some parents you got there. FYL

#2 - On 08/05/2011 at 10:15am by majorbob10

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I feel you the same thing happens at my house.

#3 - On 08/05/2011 at 10:15am by kameryn25

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