Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 12:18am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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they know you mean well.. they might not have even noticed that you said heartbeat. don't beat yourself up over it
#2 - On 08/05/2011 at 5:57am by gusgus36
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Well, if her dad is the official timekeeper, you might never show up.
#16 - On 08/05/2011 at 6:39am by perdix
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