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Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML

I agree, your life sucks (19189) - you deserved it (8002)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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