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Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26112) - you deserved it (11712)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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they know you mean well.. they might not have even noticed that you said heartbeat. don't beat yourself up over it

#2 - On 08/05/2011 at 5:57am by gusgus36

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Well, if her dad is the official timekeeper, you might never show up.

#16 - On 08/05/2011 at 6:39am by perdix

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