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Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34043) - you deserved it (2607)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

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Your mom is awesome.

#1 - On 07/25/2011 at 2:36am by hannahtaskey

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gotta pinch them pennies

#3 - On 07/25/2011 at 2:37am by BIEBERSLAYER

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