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Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML


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On 05/07/2009 at 4:27pm - misc - by weliveanddie14 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Tell them to check the security camera to prove you didn't do it.

#2 - On 05/07/2009 at 8:04pm by Greg516

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You shouldn't of sat at his computer after he was beating it up...
I'm not saying that you deserved it, but next time, be a little more aware.

#5 - On 05/07/2009 at 8:08pm by tresicle

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