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Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28130) - you deserved it (6460)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

butimarealbear's life also sucks
Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

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Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's…

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mmhmm. where are you hiding her

#1 - On 07/20/2011 at 3:09am by mattsan1992

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sounds like a fun night

#2 - On 07/20/2011 at 3:09am by cheeser9

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