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Today, this guy took me to Denny's on a first date and used a 2 for 1 coupon. It was expired. I paid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34174) - you deserved it (3628)

On 02/09/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by Nator (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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Oh my god this girl had to PAY FOR HER OWN MEAL!????? When there was a MALE human present!?!!?!?!? Obviously since she has a vagina she is owed free food by any man unlucky enough to spend time with her in a restaurant. Count yourself lucky for finding a date.

#24 - On 02/11/2009 at 3:16pm by jkqd

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Maybe he's a secret millionaire but is afraid you'll only like him for his money instead of his lack of manners.

#6 - On 02/09/2009 at 3:03pm by ForestFire0

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