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Today, this guy took me to Denny's on a first date and used a 2 for 1 coupon. It was expired. I paid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39464) - you deserved it (4395)

On 02/09/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by Nator (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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Oh my god this girl had to PAY FOR HER OWN MEAL!????? When there was a MALE human present!?!!?!?!? Obviously since she has a vagina she is owed free food by any man unlucky enough to spend time with her in a restaurant. Count yourself lucky for finding a date.

#24 - On 02/11/2009 at 3:16pm by jkqd

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Don't come down on the dude this economy sucks I bet even Obama is eating a kfc ya no like the dude tried just turn him down just because he is broke you stupid matarialistic girls really suck at least he tried with what resorces he has....damn

#23 - On 02/11/2009 at 1:40pm by Girlssuck

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