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Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28440) - you deserved it (2295)

On 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by SonOfaSpy (man) - United States

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He knows too much. Dispose of him quickly.

#5 - On 07/18/2011 at 2:56am by ariannaimelda

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Crazy guy. Go along with it just for the hell of it. :P

#4 - On 07/18/2011 at 2:56am by elboon

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