Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML

#17154480
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22868) - you deserved it (1631)

On 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by SonOfaSpy (man) - United States

Rejected's life also sucks
Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a…

Morgan also deserved it
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found it under my…

Top comments

He knows too much. Dispose of him quickly.

#5 - On 07/18/2011 at 2:56am by ariannaimelda

See in context

+119 | 7

Crazy guy. Go along with it just for the hell of it. :P

#4 - On 07/18/2011 at 2:56am by elboon

See in context

+60

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by