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Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57383) - you deserved it (3483)

On 05/07/2009 at 6:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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I'm confused. Unless you're not a senior (well even that depends on where you live), why would you need to be invited?

#6 - On 05/07/2009 at 10:15am by ArtsySwag

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I'm a guy, I had a lot of fun at my prom. My date was just one of my friends, we just went to the dance, all went back to a friends house, and it was just good times. It was a lot of fun.

#8 - On 05/07/2009 at 10:19am by vtb12

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