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Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML


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On 05/07/2009 at 6:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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I'm confused. Unless you're not a senior (well even that depends on where you live), why would you need to be invited?

#6 - On 05/07/2009 at 10:15am by ArtsySwag

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Honestly, I'd rather MAKE some money than spend all mine (or my parents) money on a dance you'll spend 10 minutes at then the rest of the night drinking and boning in some cheap motel.

I know, the ladies love their prom. It's one of the million "have-to's" on the chick-list. But I fucking hated prom. Every. Time. I. Went.

In my opinion, don't skip that part... OPINION (underlined, highlighted and circled) you lucked out, but I'm sure the prom means something particularly special to you.

#7 - On 05/07/2009 at 10:15am by rukusrazor

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