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Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
Tell her that she's blown your cover and that you're going to have to kill her
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015