Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

by MIB / 07/13/2011 at 12:26pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

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  • Tell her that she's blown your cover and that you're going to have to kill her

    #3 - On 07/13/2011 at 4:34pm by olii

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  • Tell her the aliens are coming for her

    #1 - On 07/13/2011 at 4:34pm by denvan

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