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Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29109) - you deserved it (2806)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:34am - misc - by Ghettogirl4life - United States (Arizona)

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well it's not your fault. I'm sure that woman is just extremely insecure.

#4 - On 07/12/2011 at 12:47pm by cuntfacekillah

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You should pretend to be super paranoid too and watch her all the time.

#8 - On 07/12/2011 at 12:49pm by green_eggs_and_h

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