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Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31741) - you deserved it (2153)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

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