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Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44475) - you deserved it (11154)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

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