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Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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lmao i love how excited you got over cookies

#2 - On 03/01/2009 at 2:05pm by lamarr

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Seems like you had some explaining to do. xD

#1 - On 03/01/2009 at 2:03pm by Fleur

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