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Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24239) - you deserved it (2050)

On 07/06/2011 at 10:52am - misc - by siighh - Australia (Victoria)

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I think HE needs a shrink

#1 - On 07/06/2011 at 1:00pm by musiclexii124

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I think he need a psychologist or a new job

#2 - On 07/06/2011 at 1:00pm by Nandito2

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