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Today, I learnt that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6668) - you deserved it (37411)

On 02/09/2009 at 4:21am - misc - by adrenochrome (woman) - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)

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Ya, and so is gasoline for future reference.

To bad you didn't die. Would have proved Darwin right.

#31 - On 04/01/2009 at 11:56am by billybob12345

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Can I ask /how/ you found out?

#10 - On 02/09/2009 at 7:53pm by MonoMask

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