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Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38267) - you deserved it (2584)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

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So your mom just came home from the grocery store with a baby and he didn't ask any questions?

#8 - On 06/28/2011 at 12:58pm by every1luvsboners

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Maybe he loved you so much he didn't wanna believe you weren't really his?
Denial is a powerful thing

#5 - On 06/28/2011 at 12:58pm by Oublies

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