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Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10256) - you deserved it (42223)

On 05/06/2009 at 10:07am - animals - by pissedoffandon (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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