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Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14700) - you deserved it (48029)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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well that's okay. I mean how would u know that though. Every1 makes mistakes like that.

#1 - On 06/26/2011 at 6:33pm by balest22

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well all u can do is to delete that badass comment..

#6 - On 06/26/2011 at 6:38pm by BADDiam

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