Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28652) - you deserved it (2326)
On 06/22/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by ifmlftw - United States (Michigan)
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stick a tampax up her nose and enjoy your flight and her reaction
#6 - On 06/22/2011 at 6:17am by bentleysdad11611
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Fat people on airplanes drive me nuts.
#4 - On 06/22/2011 at 6:15am by ILoveEggnog
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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