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Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36871) - you deserved it (2889)

On 06/22/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by ifmlftw - United States (Michigan)

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stick a tampax up her nose and enjoy your flight and her reaction

#6 - On 06/22/2011 at 6:17am by bentleysdad11611

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shoulda thrown a bucket of KFC out the window shell follow it

#7 - On 06/22/2011 at 6:17am by rocker135

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