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Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26066) - you deserved it (4276)

On 06/21/2011 at 10:49am - misc - by seaweedlady - United States

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dont worry my mom does it all the time... :/

#4 - On 06/21/2011 at 1:03pm by skatergirl9875

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If she was standing up while pissing this FML would be a lot better.

#7 - On 06/21/2011 at 1:04pm by every1luvsboners

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