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Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20602) - you deserved it (27304)

On 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by iDisable - Australia (Victoria)

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you should disable your brother by punching him in the nuts.

#5 - On 06/19/2011 at 3:01am by flockz

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Fuck your life for not being able to live 50 minutes without an iPod.

#10 - On 06/19/2011 at 3:07am by Livinia

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