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Today, I finally used the statistics book that I forked out $120 to buy. To kill an ant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18291) - you deserved it (7812)

On 06/17/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by jaybob18 - United States (New York)

ari's life also sucks
Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some…

seriouslybored also deserved it
Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

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That ant had dreams, you know, and you went and crushed then with your damn, over-priced text book. F the ant's life.

#7 - On 06/17/2011 at 9:59am by YacL

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stuff like that grinds my gear, teachers that don't use the god damn text book Fyl

#1 - On 06/17/2011 at 9:52am by LetItRise

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