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Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13643) - you deserved it (47847)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

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how do u have a girlfriend?

#22 - On 06/14/2011 at 9:52am by jazziness

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I have no smart ass comment for this

#6 - On 06/14/2011 at 9:47am by candicurl

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