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Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read "Caution: Icy Conditions". FML

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On 05/05/2009 at 4:39pm - misc - by qwerty (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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this sounds exactly like an old fox trot cartoon... exactly like it.

#13 - On 05/05/2009 at 8:13pm by pinkygirl

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There is no way that would be the headline on the front page of a newspaper. That's for news, not newsflashes for morons.

Plus, yeah, I've read this foxtrot strip. What's the point of posting FMLs if they're not true?

#38 - On 05/05/2009 at 9:25pm by waywardson

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