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Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read "Caution: Icy Conditions". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38915) - you deserved it (6297)

On 05/05/2009 at 4:39pm - misc - by qwerty (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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