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Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29936) - you deserved it (15012)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:44pm - misc - by Stiny (man) - United States

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At least it wasn't your balls

#1 - On 06/01/2011 at 5:53pm by ihasbrains

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how does that prevent you from getting hit. it would hurt no matter what. unless you are chuck norris.

#12 - On 06/01/2011 at 5:56pm by Captain_Obvious2

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