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Today, I read my university's newsletter. Apparently we're starting up a "buddy" system for international students. I'm signing up, because this will help me complete my goal of making my first friend at university. FML

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On 05/31/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by loner (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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your goal should be graduating with honors. friends com along with that.

#7 - On 05/31/2011 at 5:55am by im_awsome

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Face it, that newsletter was designed specifically to appeal only to lonely and/or altruistic people. So you will meet a bunch of people who are either nice or in need of friends, or both (on which case lucky you :D). This will work out very well for you in the long run.

#8 - On 05/31/2011 at 6:02am by mrahhhhh

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