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Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29309) - you deserved it (8216)

On 05/30/2011 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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"Hey I don't smoke, but here have some apples?" - More than likely the thought of something like that, no matter how sincere you were, probably sounded condescending to her. . As if you were better than her and pitied her for smoking. Really should have just said no, sorry I don't smoke.

#11 - On 05/30/2011 at 10:02am by Egnar

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Well, when life gives you apples...

#8 - On 05/30/2011 at 10:01am by instantmusic

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