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Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6086) - you deserved it (45105)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

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Cause that would have been SO funny if you had done it successfully.... Not.

#16 - On 05/26/2011 at 6:57pm by catrav77

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You couldn't support your weight

#5 - On 05/26/2011 at 6:53pm by futtbuck101

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