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Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47196) - you deserved it (16118)

On 05/04/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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why would you argue with the poor clerk? her job is awful. you were punishing the legionaries for the transgressions of Caesar

don't be a suck a putz next time and take some responsibility.

#57 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:47am by ducklamp

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Oh the irony. Sucks man

#4 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:09pm by McOrmick

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