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Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49680) - you deserved it (16971)

On 05/04/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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Oh the irony. Sucks man

#4 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:09pm by McOrmick

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FYL if you payed the meter, and it ran out because the bitch at the desk was arguing with you, YDI if you didn't pay it. So I won't vote here.

#8 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:16pm by Rhien

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