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Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35527) - you deserved it (2586)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by nicknick2 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

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I always claim my farts.

#2 - On 05/18/2011 at 4:11pm by ILoveEggnog

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Kick his ass so hard he won't be able to fart again :P

#6 - On 05/18/2011 at 4:15pm by GoofyGoober27

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