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Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML


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On 05/17/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by SexyQueen0905 -

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ouch! I hope you're okay. everyone's clumsy right after they say they're not!

#1 - On 05/17/2011 at 12:51pm by raeraymusic1

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you sound like one of those 'walks into glassdoors' and 'gets hit by parked cars' kinda person

#13 - On 05/17/2011 at 12:57pm by gayboii

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