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Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

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Coffee cups are scary, don't blame the cop

#1 - On 05/13/2011 at 5:59am by Atomicsoap

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How the fuck does a cup look like a gun. >.>

#3 - On 05/13/2011 at 6:01am by rawr9able

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