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Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21270) - you deserved it (13759)

On 05/11/2011 at 11:19am - misc - by NotChadKrouger -

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at least she was being honest.

#2 - On 05/11/2011 at 12:47pm by ProhibitionRose

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mate it aint her fault that you cant sing

#3 - On 05/11/2011 at 12:47pm by gayboii

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