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Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32223) - you deserved it (4203)

On 05/10/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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battleshits? ;-;

#1 - On 05/11/2011 at 3:04am by PsychoMerk

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I guess that's what you call a shi- *gets slapped*. Okay nevermind...'

#13 - On 05/11/2011 at 3:26am by Blueglasscup

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