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Today, I searchd frantically 4 mah glasses 4 ages. After giving up, I realisd I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time an niether mah mother nor mah father told me cuz "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML


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On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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At least you didn't offer an 100 dollar reward price on who finds the glasses first..

#2 - On 05/10/2011 at 10:07am by iAmScrubs

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Oh wow! That sucks but it is pretty funny!

#1 - On 05/10/2011 at 10:07am by RockstarRN

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