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Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13914) - you deserved it (42055)

On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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At least you didn't offer an 100 dollar reward price on who finds the glasses first..

#2 - On 05/10/2011 at 10:07am by iAmScrubs

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Oh wow! That sucks but it is pretty funny!

#1 - On 05/10/2011 at 10:07am by RockstarRN

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