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Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21966) - you deserved it (7158)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:23pm - misc - by Username - China

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