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Today, I dropped my hair straightener. The good news is I caught it. The bad news is I caught it by the iron itself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26451) - you deserved it (5220)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:15pm - misc - by moron - United Kingdom

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Ooh, ouch. Sorry about that:/

#3 - On 05/09/2011 at 4:37pm by GrooveSponge

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the stupid song goes - drop it like it's hot, drop, drop it like it's hot.
not - catch it like it's hot, catch, catch it like it's hot

#44 - On 05/09/2011 at 5:16pm by SpectSelf

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