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Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18999) - you deserved it (3355)

On 05/07/2011 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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That is one incredibly strong foot you have! Remind me never to piss you off, because if you ever kick my ass you're liable to kick me a new asshole!

#1 - On 05/07/2011 at 7:13pm by DocBastard

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Well if you ever see a weak spot in someone's face, just put your foot through it and see what happens.

#10 - On 05/07/2011 at 7:23pm by Livinia

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