Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
by Anonymous / 05/07/2011 at 5:42pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
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That is one incredibly strong foot you have! Remind me never to piss you off, because if you ever kick my ass you're liable to kick me a new asshole!
#1 - On 05/07/2011 at 7:13pm by DocBastard
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Well if you ever see a weak spot in someone's face, just put your foot through it and see what happens.
#10 - On 05/07/2011 at 7:23pm by Livinia
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