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Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38292) - you deserved it (8136)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by doneanddone (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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That sucks. Watch your keys around drunk people, I guess.

#4 - On 02/28/2009 at 8:06pm by allie2590

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Maybe it's a good thing no one was driving.

#1 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:13pm by appropriate?

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