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Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

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On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

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I bet she's really pretty :)

#4 - On 05/05/2011 at 2:52am by yomamasmama

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ha my sister said something like that when I brought my (now ex) gf home.

#2 - On 05/05/2011 at 2:50am by alex1432

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