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Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year old man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32165) - you deserved it (4762)

On 05/03/2011 at 4:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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You're never too old to be disciplined. Now get back to your naughty corner.

#5 - On 05/03/2011 at 10:00am by marinus

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NO where in this fml does the op say that he still lives with his step mother. Stop assuming things.

#16 - On 05/03/2011 at 10:08am by mandywaffles

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