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Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

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On 05/02/2011 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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FYL. I don't see why your mom couldn't pick up the tape herself, if she saw you were carrying a large couch.

#2 - On 05/02/2011 at 4:58pm by xXshadowrollerXx

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least you have an excuse to sit down and watch them finish unpacking

#16 - On 05/02/2011 at 5:10pm by rhpsfan9

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