Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8710) - you deserved it (54949)
On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)
anon's life also sucksToday, I found out that the weird lump on my eye is benign. That would be great news but…
ChrissySoltys also deserved itToday, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I…
don't smoke then
#1 - On 05/02/2011 at 10:23am by fmylifedam
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Get it? Yes? No, bad pun? Sorry.
#2 - On 05/02/2011 at 10:24am by xxxInsanexxx
+124 | 9
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