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Today, I woke up at 4:40AM and went to the kitchen. My brother and his steel-capped boots easily found me in the dark. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22630) - you deserved it (3279)

On 05/01/2011 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Southland)

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with the steel toe,
how you feel though,
with my foot cramed up ur ass like a dildo.

#6 - On 05/01/2011 at 5:40pm by j_cat187

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This sounds like the start of a really raunchy porno.

#23 - On 05/01/2011 at 6:01pm by FFML_314

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