Today, I woke up at 4:40AM and went to the kitchen. My brother and his steel-capped boots easily found me in the dark. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2011 at 2:49pm / New Zealand (Southland) / Miscellaneous
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with the steel toe,
how you feel though,
with my foot cramed up ur ass like a dildo.
#6 - On 05/01/2011 at 5:40pm by j_cat187
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This sounds like the start of a really raunchy porno.
#23 - On 05/01/2011 at 6:01pm by FFML_314
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