Today, I woke up at 4:40AM and went to the kitchen. My brother and his steel-capped boots easily found me in the dark. FML

by Anonymous / 05/01/2011 at 2:49pm / New Zealand (Southland) / Miscellaneous

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  • with the steel toe,
    how you feel though,
    with my foot cramed up ur ass like a dildo.

    #6 - On 05/01/2011 at 5:40pm by j_cat187

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  • This sounds like the start of a really raunchy porno.

    #23 - On 05/01/2011 at 6:01pm by FFML_314

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