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Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML


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On 04/30/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by me - United States

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Why is he mad? I thought the point of sword fighting was to hit each others "heads". Jeez I guess I've been doing it wrong.

#3 - On 04/30/2011 at 6:09am by imabeast17

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Don't play with knives!

#1 - On 04/30/2011 at 6:00am by bbedlock

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