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Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34094) - you deserved it (3230)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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