Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML

by gottapee / 04/26/2011 at 7:11pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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  • Go for a walk and smell the roses.You don't need to be inside. Just don't get run over by a goat.

    #9 - On 04/27/2011 at 2:53am by marinus

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  • He's pretending. Shout through that you've got some money and toys for him. That'll get him to open the door.

    #8 - On 04/27/2011 at 2:53am by CockRocket

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