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Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML
Go for a walk and smell the roses.You don't need to be inside. Just don't get run over by a goat.
He's pretending. Shout through that you've got some money and toys for him. That'll get him to open the door.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 18 August 2014