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Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26985) - you deserved it (5559)

On 04/26/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by gottapee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Go for a walk and smell the roses.You don't need to be inside. Just don't get run over by a goat.

#9 - On 04/27/2011 at 2:53am by marinus

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He's pretending. Shout through that you've got some money and toys for him. That'll get him to open the door.

#8 - On 04/27/2011 at 2:53am by CockRocket

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