Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML
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Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, a girl and her boyfriend dramatically left our group chat. One of her friends, a mod, is blaming me over a public exchange we had; he says it proves I "don't know her AT ALL." The crazy bitch called me every istaphobe in the book over not liking her favorite anime, and left because I told her to grow up. FML
Today, my friends told me that my girlfriend of over a year and a half refers to me on Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat as "the monster I can't get rid of." FML
Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
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marinus_fml 19
No shit, you must be weird for having friends like that.
Tuesdays76 0
Who doesn't have a Facebook for their cat?
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Comments (349)
ashleykay94 7
Yayy first an wow fyl that sucks
marinus_fml 19
No shit, you must be weird for having friends like that.
boydeee01 7
i have a weird friend too. he gets all figety when you ask what his medicine does.... he wets his bed....
agaba 0
exactly
Me654 0
That sounds so much like my girlfriend
mfmylifesrsly 29
my cat has a fan page. does this mean I'm weird? SEANNNN BACK ME UP!!
marinus_fml 19
30, do you also hate people in general, and are you obsessed with Harry potter? If you could truthfully answer "yes" to all the previous questions, yes, you would be classified 100% weird also. Having a fan page for your cat only makes you 94% weird.
mfmylifesrsly 29
ugh I hate seeing little kids on this site (18)! it's too inappropriate for them
mfmylifesrsly 29
haha no I love people! and I'm not a Harry potter fan lol
MissBunny25 0
take those fatass Harry potter books and hit her in the face with it. Then, proceed to piss in her wheaties.
landonlasater 3
maybe the guy from the next fml can bring this bunny
heyitsadam17 2
lmao, then shove them up her nose and speak in parsle tongue
rocketeer_97 1
33- i absolutely agree with you.
pimplayer 0
haha I bet she's also very pale, I'm not promoting to get a tan because some girls come out of there bright orange or a nasty muddy color. lol no one can win except for real brown people ;)
Captain_Zorro 7
54 why does almost every one of your comments include pissing?
robotiick 12
tell her to suck Harry potters dick
fuzz97 23
54, BRILLIANT
baldou16 0
94.32945 to be exact
ThisIsMyJam 0
GIRL, PLEASE. There is no such thing as an 'unhealthy' obsession when it comes to Harry Potter.
kcluna 6
I love Facebook!!! lol I wonder what's her cats name lol JK
dustinkershaw 0
that's the best idea so far!
Happybunny1998 0
THANK YOU 157, you are 100% right!!!!!
roro9944 0
did she give you a reason?
Molord1 0
160- just go die. half of my brain cells committed suicide after readin your comment. it was pointless and had no reason to put a JK at the end. now as I said before, please go die. have a nice day.
kcluna 6
189 -yours was kinda pointless, too! Don't you think? You tell me to died, then again you say 'have a nice day?' WTF?
BugsBunny1 4
I think there's now way too many people with the last name "Bunny" on this website.
lunaXXdennice 0
haha you're correct it was pretty pointless 'half of my brain cells committed suicide'?? seriously thats what the person is going with?
slynoble32 11
hahahaa fukin right
pann_fml 0
really weiiiird:
slynoble32 11
189 bro chill wit dat hatein just cause udont like her comment to a comment doesnt mean u can be like "hello world im half dead bc i i don like a comment" haha u told her to die but ur half way there finish it off
savs11 13
I have a fb for my cat ;) He has a lot of friends to.
SNL 2
haha my friend has an obsession with dogs, hates everyone(everyone Hates her too), and has a facebook for her dogs. I'm her friend cause she my neighbor and I don't want enemies
monkeyshorts22 4
you ARE weird if you don't like Harry Potter!!(;
ica0308 0
shouldnt be hating on harry. damn these muggles
Saint_Pete_Saint 0
my cat had a fb until he died. then I deleted it so I'm not weird anymore :)
nalia18 8
wait hold up... we went from talking about wierd friends... to facebook cats... to pointless messages in 3 comments. Ohk welp that proves it. The internet is taking over our minds...
jodie85 0
189 - Based on your comment, your brain cells didn't have that much to live for anyway.
lunaXXdennice 0
274- haha I know right but that girl who acted like a blond a few comments ago is my sister :) so I will be backing her up
nalia18 8
278- Yuh kinda look like demi lovato. Its really creepy O.o
Chaodin 0
Wow, you're such a great friend. What, were you just hanging out with her to feel better about yourself? I guess that backfired.
Krajjan 9
I think she's talking about my ex. She went nuts. Bipolar and delusional. Run.
ImaginaryFoe 0
Agree with the sarcasm. OP, you sound incredibly judgemental. If you think she's so odd, why are you concerned with her opinion of you? Drop the friendship if you are going to be thin-skinned and bitchy every time soneone offers (possibly valid) critique.
kaylanicole1255 1
Member when your pet having a myspace was cool? LOL I just remembered my little sister and I made one for our cat. And if anyone makes an rude comments to that, you can suck a fat one cuz my cat saved my life and he died 3 months ago 2moro. I know ppl on this site are rude. Not all but a lot of them are.
YOUNGMONEY4E 0
bitchhhhh
hallix 21
Besides, the real problem is that OP isn't like the friend. That friend is obviously a blogger!
brookenicolee29 27
There's no such thing as an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter.
Lizza330 28
Ya, that's strange, but you might do things that are even stranger.
Rainbowjumper0 12
To be honest, OP's friend sounds like a Tumblr person
itsmeppl 0
shes weird for saying ur weird
funnyFMLSplz 0
whatever floats your boat buddy.
Tuesdays76 0
Who doesn't have a Facebook for their cat?
nate_msm 0
just what i was going to say lol
Pokeemon 3
I have a Facebook for my dog, everyone add him!
ydi_4_suking 20
whoo!! facebook for our pets rules!!
daniismiles11 0
i have a facebook for my dog which he has 1005 friends :)
metman97 4
i got a facebook for my pet goldfish that I won at the carnival
SpazzyJazzy325 0
yer dogs got more facebook friends than I do.... •__• sad
kaylanicole1255 1
I had a myspace for my cat! LOL I made a facebook page for him not a regular facebook. Which is good kinda cuz I would have wanted to delete the whole facebook a few months ago when he died.
salmonbean 0
i had a myspace for my cat and fish o.O but now my cat has a plentyoffur its so cute :>
livyyyy 0
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JessieBrianneKim 3
I completely agree. To be honest, this girl sounds like my dream best friend.
ColorfulDonut 7
great friend huh?
Quasar55_fml 18
If you're considered weird, I hardly imagine what she qualifies for
madysin 5
sounds like a girl i know, people like that are crazy
Cinn_fml 22
Well you've said nothing about yourself, so we have no way to judge how weird you are which is independent of how weird your friend is. There are also different types of weird some of which are good and some of which are bad depend on how each person deals with their weirdness. If she has a point about you, then take that into consideration, if she doesn't have a point and was just being mean, then you don't have to continue being her friend. But just because she might be weird, doesn't necessarily make her a bad person or wrong.
mfmylifesrsly 29
oh cinn I love your advice! I had a friend like this in a way, I would get in trouble at school for "showing cleavage" but my friend said it was because the "fat" on my stomach was so disgusting they didn't want to see it. Oh yeah and my friend was about 250 lbs....
purplepenguine 0
cinn be my advisor?
a_b_b_s 1
Cinn you'd make a great 'agony aunt'!