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Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML

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On 04/25/2011 at 10:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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what kind of animal? and do you have to eat the whole thing?

these are important questions.

#1 - On 04/26/2011 at 2:40am by Grimmerie

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Woah!
At least they didn't threaten to kill you in the slaughter house!
For a second I thought that's where the FML was going!

#6 - On 04/26/2011 at 2:42am by KristinaKreme

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